Dear Arkansas,
Learn how to make pizza. The ideal crust is doughy. It seems you only have crackery and fluffy.
Warm Regards,
Jen

Crackery usually does not have enough salt and tastes like ass. Fluffy is like Domino's. I CAN'T WIN. Other than not being able to find good pizza, things are going well. I'm teaching freshman comp, which is not easy, but I only have two classes, (one of which is a poetry workshop), and I actually have time to write.

Of course, on the one day I get into one of those writing grooves that only seems to happen when one's had a little too much to drink (I hadn't yet),
my computer died before I could save the last 20 minutes of solid work.

In the words of Jens Lekman, "God damn, god damn."

Oh well. I have a beagle sleeping at my feet, and you don't.