well, i said i'd post this, so i'm going to--
but i almost set people's market on fire today when my bagel jammed in their new bagel toaster. when i put my hand in the air and said "hey! fire!" it took them a long time-- about a minute-- to respond because they thought i was "just getting really into the music."

hahahaha
hahahahahahaha
haha
ha
hippies.

also, johnny and i got second place at trivia last night.
translation--
"i made $35 while sitting and drinking in a bar and you did not."

tonight, me + greg + pizza + tv = lost pizza party.
so jealous, right?